2 Foot Deer Ugly lives in the forest 'cos it's nice and quiet

But deep down, he's thinking: "Please take me home with you!". The nice quiet forest is great, but Deer Ugly wants to see the world... YOUR world!

He wants to explore the fantastic places you frequent. Like that room with the desk and computer? What is THAT for? Not much I guess. Please write letters to Deer Ugly. No, not emails. Real letters with real paper!
But, how would you begin such a letter? Deer Ugly!

Deer Uglydoll is approx 2 feet tall